Honey🍯
Welcome to my EVIL LAIR!!, tbh.
Hello!
Art by beetledecay
My name is Dakota. Slash. Whatever the hell you know me as. Ezequiel. Mr Monkey Butt. Yk. An average name.If this SOMEHOW doesn't give you enough info about me, feel free to friend me/talk to me/ask :3
IVE BÊEN MEANINH YO REPNODFF YOT YOY SL L UOU UOUU OUU OI
Art by beetledecay
INFORMATION!
I'm an artist/writer from the U.S. who sells their art for Discord nitro (failing lmao) I often do NOT know if I'm the same person from yesterday, but I do know that I am Super Awkward that it's not even funny. I have a very. odd esoteric kind of humor. That can make people laugh sometimes. I have very odd interests. Ask me about them if you dare, tbh.They called crazy once before....they were RIGHT. I have stpd. bpd. hpd. So I when I come off looking odd, it's not you, it's me lmao. If you ever want to talk to me, i swear you will NEVER be bothering me. I will actually be very thankful. I swear im not the historonic borderline archetype you'll have to runaway from. Im pretty chill. tbh. 9 times out of 10, im usually thinking abt something else than to actually ever hurt someone's feelings. Except if you're Quinton, fuck you.Aplatonic, btw. So be extra funny if you want me to stick by. Or at least entertaining. OR ask me about my delusions. I will also stick around. I say out of pocket shit sometimes, mostly cus i find it funny. never be too alarmed. I tend to not use tonetags, if i say something outright stupid. offensive. weird. its usually a joke. i can be very vague apparentlyEXTRA!
Im not white. They/he. Anddd being completely honest I'm making this carrd bc I just like site decoration. Ask me for my spaceheys. tbh.STANCES/FUCK OFF CRITERIA!
I will not mind if anybody talks to me, thats the point of the carrd lmao. BUT please know I do not agree with radqueers. do not particpate in syscourse. My stance on proshipping is idrc, but don't publicly include (fictional or not) children in fucked up situations. That's gross. I do not have to enjoy your ick, and please properly tag your ick. My stance on antishipping is not everyone actually agrees with what they enjoy. calm down. and don't harass people. I am pro-paraphilia, yes, even the bad ones BUT I do not support paraphiles that actually want to harm/harm people. I am extremely no contact. I am a radical inclusionist. Do NOT argue with my stances with a strawman for any of these, I will get upset. Also if you believe narcissistic abuse or sociopaths are inherently murderers, you an asshole
🇵🇸ADDITIONAL INFO (AUDIO)!
Warn me for loud noises in videos you send me. I usually am unable to listen to voice recordings/videos/what say you. I usually can never phone call/voice chat with anybody
My Friends + very honorable mention :3
| Friem | Alias | dedcroption | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Quinton | Faggot of the year | I wld do this better with a template. But yk what. Fuck it. Always there for me. Faggot. Mr faggot. Ilysm. You're the other evil clone to my EVIL zucchini heart. I hate you sm. Ily. Ily. Ily. /Lh /npat | 🍯 |
| Endo | Ms dyke ever. | You're AWESOME. I HAVEN'T KNOWN YOU FOR LONG BUT. you RADIATE some awesome energy. I love whenever you ramble abt fnaf and your other interests. Even if I can't keep up with your voice notes, I love the fact you include me with you | 🍯 |
| KYRA. | honorable mention :3 | I DONT KNOW YOU. I WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO KNOW YOU. I'VE BEEN MEANING TO RESPOND TO YOUR CARRD FOR THE LONGEST ASS TIME. THAT WAS A REALLY SWEET NOTE. YOU ARE A RLLY SWEET PERSON. TY TY. | 🍯 |
Art by cordspaghetti
I currently have a special interest in mcr/impractical jokers. Men in their 40's drive me crazy ig.Talk to me if you can get behind rpf.I ADORE MCR. TALK TO ME ABOUT THEIR THEMES. HOW CONSISTENT THEY ARE WITH THEM. I LOVE LOVE THE CONSISTENT GRIEF. CAR CRASH SYMBOLISM. FEMININITY. I AM SO NORMAL AND TRANSGENDER ABOUT THEM. I WILL KISS YOU ON THE MOUTH IF YOU HUMOR MEALSO talk to me abt ninjago. marvel's loki. smiling friends. the mooninites. general insanity. psychology. nature. and marine biology. I love learning about controversies.
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!! MUSES ★
Gerard Way - Chemical Romance
"Shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy. pumpkin pie motherfucker!" - Not Dracula, 26, Queer, he/they/any ★
Loki - Marvel
"HOT _MAMA!" - loki, 16, Genderfluid, they/she/daggerz ★
Salvatore Edward Anothy Vulcano - The Craig Murray Incedent
❝What? Ah hell no! Hold up. Huh? Oh okay❞ - Salvatore, 34, ?
Dracula - Hotel Trannyslyvania
❝HOT MAMA!❞ - Dracula, 25, Genderfluid, they/she/vamp